What's that odd thing? IT'S A BLUE TOOTH.
But it's on that person's ear.
YES, I KNOW. So, what's that fang for?
IT IS THERE SO HE CAN HEAR.
So he's deaf-ish? NO, NOT REALLY.
Then it's not a hearing aid?
WELL, YOU USE IT WITH A CELL PHONE.
Are you kidding? Holy jade!
IT'S DESIGNED FOR WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING.
YOU CAN HEAR WHO'S ON THE LINE.
That's amazing. How creative.
DON'T YOU LIKE ITS TRIM DESIGN?
Yes, I do. But why a Bluetooth?
Who decided on the name?
Mr. Blue and Mr. Toothy?
CUT IT OUT. THAT'S REALLY LAME.
HEY! YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.
SIMPLY BUY ONE. SAKES ALIVE!
IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE DOWNRIGHT RECKLESS.
YOU NEED BOTH HANDS WHEN YOU DRIVE.
|PO BOOKS BY GREG ASIMAKOUPOULOS
Sunday Rhymes & Reasons
Published June 4, 2009
Sunday Rhymes and Reasons is a compilation of inspirational poetry by America's pastor/poet laureate, Greg Asimakoupoulos. In this, his third volume of poetry, Pastor Greg paints word pictures that portray both the struggle and fulfillment that define a life of faith. His repertoire of rhymes celebrate rite-of-passage occasions like birth, baptism, marriage and death as well as the major holidays of the church and culture. It is a volume that illustrates the poet's love of words and of popular culture. The author dips his brush into a paint box of hubris, humor and honesty.
"Gloria and I have been encouraged by word pictures from Greg's pen that have celebrated both our ministry and God's presence in our world." – Bill Gaither, Gospel music composer/performer
"Gifted poet Greg Asimakoupoulos is a dear friend of our family. His poetry blesses, comforts, entertains, and provides inspiration for every season of life." – Natalie Grant, singer/songwriter/recording artist
Teachings of a Three Year Old... Turned Tyke,
by Hal Evan Caplan.
A father learns from the wisdom of his toddler.