Trump's "locker room talk" in the Bush league
was disgraceful, demeaning and lewd.
And his running back (Mike Pence) is pensive
from his quarterback's comments most crude.
Still Hillary isn't much better.
She's been intercepted a lot.
And those emails ruled out-of-bounds clearly
were illegal. Good thing she got caught.
This gridiron game is a mud bowl.
What's slung by each team should be flagged.
The offensive lines are insulting.
They're enough to make anyone gag.
Where's the NFL commissioner when you need him?