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The Horoscope of Bel-Darius Jonas, Chaldean Magi
For the week of July 22, 2001

by Jon Deer
July 23, 2001

The Horoscope of Bel-Darius Jonas, Chaldean Magi_Jon Deer-For the week of July 22, 2001 Aries: A penny saved is a penny earned.

Taurus: There will be hot and humid weather in areas of the U.S. this week.

Gemini: You will add gasoline to your car.

Cancer: Your mother carried you for nine months; you can't talk to her for nine minutes?

Leo: Blind dates begin awkwardly.

Virgo: There is no joy in Mudville.

Libra: Look for newspaper print to rub off on your fingers.

Scorpio: Your phone line will be clear enough to call your Mother.

Sagittarius: Anyone who told you "It can't get any worse" is wrong.

Capricorn: Waldenbooks will carry novels by Stephen King.

Aquarius: Give peace a chance.

Pisces: But you're too busy to call your own Mom, aren't you!

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