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Horoscope for Week of August 26

What goes up must come down.

by Jon Deer
August 27, 2001

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Horoscope for Week of August 26_Jon Deer-What goes up must come down. Hello readers. Time to get back to the zodiac!

Aries: What goes up must come down.

Taurus: Spinning wheel has got to go 'round.

Gemini: There is a reason that Disney sells "Pocahontas" videos, but you can't find "Beauty and the Beast."

Cancer: It's never too early to begin your Christmas shopping. It is too early to admit it to others, however.

Leo: Have you and your wife talked about where you are going to spend Thanksgiving this year?

Virgo: Look on the bright side. This next week-end is a long one.

Libra: What's a "Libra?"

Scorpio: If you sleep on it, maybe it will go away.

Sagittarius: I can only say I'm sorry.

Capricorn: Instead of replacing the hot-air popper, consider buying microwave popcorn instead. It is a whole lot better.

Aquarius: Ride the painted pony on the Spinning Wheel ride!

Pisces: November deadlines are a lot closer than they appear.

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